It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up
you’re all a lot hotter than you think
i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone
Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock
“I’m just gonna bullshit it.”
my life motto for the past 20 years (via behayaa)